Let's Sacrifice Him to Our God!

OK, I don't want to spend too much time on this, but I just had two say a couple of things.

First off, Michael, you're famous! Why would you ever let a friend take this picture of you?!?

And second, this is not the end of the world!!! The fact that Michael Phelps was pressured to make a public apology for living the life of a typical 23-year-old is ridiculous! He was smoking pot, not shooting up heroin. Or worse, injecting steroids. Give the kid a break.

P.S. Phelps still has all of his endorsement deals post-scandal, yet openly gay gold-medal winning diver, Matthew Mitcham, still has zero. And he's yet to be charged with drunk driving or had any incriminating photos of him surface.